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The definition of a skid mark on the underpants of society
Person 1 : who’s “Callum Smith Rothie”
person 2 : oh yeah he’s that giant skid mark
the official cake of Maryland. Probably the most amazing cake you'll ever eat- atleast 10 layers, icing on every layer. You can probably find it near OC (ocean city) or in Crisfield.
Person #1:Hey have you tried Smith Island Cake?
Person #2:Yeah! It's the awesomest cake ever!
Person #3: I know right!
Sir Harry Smith is one of the roughest schools in ptown who are not to mess with and will fight anyone. It is run by the students and corrupt. Some of the biggest nittys in peterborough who will bottle any trans and gay. This school was once home to the biggest slag in ptown
Sir Harry Smith? A school not to mess with
John smith is the BEST American in the whole fricking world. He makes his wife stay in the kitchen all day and hates you if you’re not American. He owns a farm and supports trump.
American john smith is amazing.
When one finds themselves completely infatuated with any character played by Matt Smith, no matter how evil or manipulative said character is. Confusion plays a big role in this phenomena as overwhelming feelings of lust are met with strong twinges of guilt. See also the concept of “uglyhot” and the power of unconventional attractiveness.
“Why am I so unbelievably attracted to Prince Philip in Netflix’s The Crown?
“Don’t worry - you’re not actually attracted to the late Duke of Edinburgh - you’re just experiencing the Matt Smith Effect.”
A man prepared to punch a magician.
Maximillian Alexander Smith is a bad ass mother fucker that runs from vicious lions for his morning workout.
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