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what's responsible for sudden printer noises out of nowhere
things I don't like at the foot of my bed:
clowns and the printer ghost
When one chooses to respond on one communication platform while ignoring questions or conversations on another.
Benny keeps DMing me on instagram but hasn’t answered my texts. Selective ghosting at its finest.
Ghost tears are when you feel tears rolling down your face but there are none.
"Last night I felt ghost tears"
When you ejaculate in a woman's eyes & by the time she's able wipe them clean and yell at you...you're gone.
I just wanted to get the hell out of there so I decided to pull a goopy ghost and leave.
A beaver that has died and came back as a ghost. They usually hide in campgrounds near a lake or river, often in the outhouse.
Beware of the ghost beavers. I heard there are many here.
A suspected hard-on (but not confirmed or confirmable i.e. the suspect is clothed.)
<M>OMG, Zeke has been making out with Car for the last hour and a half!
<B>w00t! Ghost chub!
When you hook up with a guy but don't want to remember it
Did you get any ass last night?
Ya but don't tell anyone... Ghost meat, ya know?