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When one finger just isn't enough, so you have to use 4 fingers to dig into your itchy asshole.
My ass was itching so badly, I had to break out the sharks fin.
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When your old lady’s on the rag
Me “Hey babe lets go to the beach”
Old lady “ I can’t I’m shark bait, maybe next week “.
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A person who patrols the shallows looking for a victim to screw over
Mike Smith is a dick shark.
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Someone who drinks tequila straight from the bottle or someone who hogs the tequilla
My mom stopped being a tequilla shark after going to AA meetings;
"Katy left a full bottle of margarita mix but no tequila, I guess we are going to have to use triple sec now."
"Ok, thats it, tequila sharks are no longer invited to my parties!!"
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Similar to jump the shark, the phrase eat the shark refers to the point where a television show is no longer any good and the main character becomes fat.
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch ate the shark when Sabrina went to college. The show was no longer enjoyable and Sabrina became fat.
It's quite a bummer when shows eat the shark.
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An obstruction on an ice surface, such as a crevice or bump, which causes the skater to lose balance and fall unexpectedly.
Johnny would have scored on the break-away, but the ice shark got him.
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Having an extremely attractive, friendly and amazing girl, that the majority of the population fancy, to yourself. "Oh you've caught yourself a shark there dude." A complement to the guy who has caught her and to the shark "girl" herself.
Woah you caught a shark there bro!
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