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The coarse, irritated texture of the area between the anus and genitalia, resulting from frequently getting your ass eaten out by someone with really rough facial hair.
Tammy: Hey, why's Tanya walkin' so funny?
Alicia: Billy-bob gave her a bad case of Alabama Lizard Taint. She won't be able to sit right until he shaves that crotch grater.
Move used by a Daddy, usually in bed, involves stuffing your sex slave with your hot bodily fluids. May involve females period blood if you want to make it a pepperoni hot pocket.
My mans made an "alabama%20hot%20pocket "out of me last night
When two males are fuck in a woman and pull out and slosh her in both temples with their ducks resulting in knocking her out.
Hey girl you wanna be Alabama hammer slammered
When two guys have a sword fight with their penises and the loser has to get sex change surgery and get impregnated by the winner, mimicking the behaviour of pseudobiceros bedfordi.
I lost an alabama sword fight against my friend and have to get sex change surgery.
Viciously jamming your finger in and out of one's ear.
He just alabama ear fucked me!
When a guy shits on another guy's chest and watches from a far masturbating while the second guy combs the dry shit from his chest hair
Alex totally used Ethan as his Alabama Dirty Bear
When your with a female and you put on her knees and slam ones appendage upon her foregeadt
I gave Jodie the ole Alabama Slam cock