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a kid who likes to play roblox weight lifting simulator 3
evan played roblox the whole class
Evan is easily the sexiest man on planet earth and has a rather large penis in comparison to a certain George Robertson, he holds the world record for worlds largest eyebrows and can bench the earths core for 2 days straight
Evan is God
A sticky stinky cuck with Cheetos on his face and shit stains on his ass
Wow evan smell like fetus poop
The most funniest and autistic boys you'll ever meet. Can be ignorant at times and make you feel like you want to rip out his nervous system and shove it through his ear canal but can also be considerate. He's obsessed with batman, yakuza, red dead redemption and yet he swears still that he isn't gay smh
person1: someone keeps simping over majima
person2: thats probably evan
Someone who is always willing to make you smile and laugh. He will always be sure your day is going good or will get better. Evan will always pay for you no matter what you do. He will make you feel like the most pretty person in the world even though he already is. I love you oranges
Did you see him, he is such an Evan
Evans is one of the best friends you will ever have. He is kind, funny, joyful, and loving. Evans is usually pretty smart, but they can sometimes act like a know-it-all. He is one of the most hilarious and fun people you will ever meet, and he can always make you laugh, even if you are nowhere near him. Though he may seem weird to people who don’t know him, his close friends know that he is complety insane, but it’s great. It is so fun to be around an Evans. Evans is a friend that will always be there for you no matter what. If you have the blessing of being friends with an Evans, never let him go.
Evans is kind
Evans is handsome