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To say mean or hurtful words to one another
Person 1 : your ugly you your daddy's son
Person 2 : now I'm finna bake yo ass
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This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
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Getting a tan through any means other than using natural sun light. Usually pertaining to tanning beds and trying to pass it off as the real thing
Dude, is that a fake tan?
What? I don't go tanning
Bake and Fake
the usage of photoshop or any other photo editing program in order to enhance oneself to look tanner, usually resulting in an gross, peachy hue.
did you see susan's new facebook picture?
yeah, she definately digital baked that baby.
Commonly used in reference to problems with technology, derived from phrases like “my wifi connection stinks”.
I can’t connect to the game right now, my computer is baking an ass.
When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.
Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that