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The pubic hair surrounding the male nipples. Usually the longer strands below.
When I invite a lady into my bedroom while listening to Heart- These dreams. I make sure she lays down on my chest to get a sweet peak at my dream catchers.
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Hopes and dreams start in your head and stay there. DONT LOSE THEM!
My hopes and dreams will live on! Thank you frisk.
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Fucking as many pussies as you can
Yogendra fulfilled the indian dream by putting his dick in as many holes as he can; fucking left, right and centre
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(n.) - email letters and messages that appear in your dreams at night while sleeping, only to disappear into thin air upon waking
"Wow, last night I had a dream that I was emailing back and forth with Bill Gates, and he was replying to me, I couldn't believe it. And then I woke up and realized it was all just dream-mail."
-- "Overheard at a watercooler in a Seattle office building
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when an older gentlemen semen is dried up and he has a wet dream and only dust comes out
hey that grandpa had a dusty dream last nite. he is covered n a cloud of dust.
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The balance of sleep and bliss through someone's mind. Nothing but pure happiness, sleeping in this state causes nothing but pure love within ones mind
She sleeps in Emerald Dreams.
I want you to deep dive in an emerald dream.
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(noun)
A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"
In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
Jack: Dude, I came up with a wicked funny joke in my sleep. Wanna hear it?
Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.
Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*
Josh: I dunno, why?
Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.
Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!
Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?
*pause*
Eruption of laughter
Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!
Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
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