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Devil's eyes much like ocean eyes are eyes that you can get lost in, but what makes them different is that you get lost in them in a strange and ominous way. You can share I. Them for hours and it will feel like minutes, these eyes can be used for malicious purposes.
Have you seen Kevin's eyes?
Yeah I got lost in them for hours!
Yeah, he has devil's eyes.
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The 'sleep' or muck you get in your eyes of a morning, or you just don't wash properly. Can be crusty. Not to be eaten.
'you've got eye bogies'
'I have crusty eyes, must be the eye bogies'
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When you eyes are really sensitive.
Just like a pair of testicals
Joe- Hey you better grab you sunglasses
Tom- Why?
Joe- It's so bright out here, and I know you have testical eyes.
Tom- Oh, ight. Thanks for the heads up.
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bung eyes is a medical condition were one of the eyes in a human is a lazy eye and when they look at you its weird because you dont know if they are looking at you or if they are looking at the person next to you or both
person 1 "hey that brad guys eyes are funny"
person 2 "yeah hes got bung eyes and cant eat sugar"
person 1 "ohh i see,that sucks"
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Insult for someone wearing a monocle.
British guy after tipping his top hat and putting a monocle up to his eye: Pip pip. Cheerio.
American guy: Fuck you 3 eyes!
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when your getting head and you rest your balls on the bridge of the girls nose.
Teddy-"yeah suger pie that feels great, now lets see some flys eyes"
Janis-"oh yeah Teddy bear put them on my nose"
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