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A turd deposited into the toilet bowl at such a high speed that it causes spashback directly onto the spectating testicles Cured by the use of a fireman's blanket
Sorry will be out in a minute love, just drying myself after my high diver
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How a dumb motherfucker becomes a smart motherfucker after he smokes a bunch of pot.
His High-Q must be through the roof!!! He just fixed that x-box with a piece of cardboard.
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Elated in a religious fashion mostly found in born again christians and recovering alchoholics. Constantly preaching christian values and quoting the bible.
Your mom is so high on jesus I can't stand it.
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A conversation that people talk to each other when they are high. (Usually occurs when on LSD and hash). The sentences of high talk make absolutly no sense to those who are not high, yet somehow makes sense to those who are high.
Example #1 of 'high talk"
Max(Not High) - "Where are we again?"
Lucy(High)answers- "It dosen't matter,I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together."
Jude(High) tells Lucy- "You're so right!That's right! And if nobody's everybody, then someone can be anybody, right?"
Example # 2
Bono(high)- "We're navigators, we're aviators, we're eatin' tators, masturbatin' alligators, bombardiers, we got no fears, we don't shed no tears, we're pushin' the frontiers... of transcendental perception."
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To watch a movie in high definition is to watch it following use of marijuana or other mind blowing substances.
"Dude, I watched Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny last night...in high definition! My brain exploded to shit."
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When you've been up for too long and you lose your shit, consists of long periods of uncontrollable laughter. Followed by gasps for breath.
(3:00 A.M.)
>Kevin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH..... (two minutes later)
>Minh: What's wrong with you!?
>Kevin: Nothing, I'm just tired high man
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High Voice is used when a sarcastic or untrue comment is made. There are two forms of High Voice.
1) Saying an untrue/sarcastic statement in an actual voice that is high pitched.
2) Saying an untrue/sarcastic statement and then ending the sentence with the phrase "high voice"
High Voice is commonly used in circles of friends in relaxed environments.
It can be abbreviated in speech or when communicating online by saying or typing "hv".
The etymology of the word comes from Hastings, New York in the year 2005. It was used by a pale-kid who took 8 credits a semester at the University of Michigan and accrued massive debt from playing poker.
"Frankel isn't a mooch...high voice."
"Frankel isn't in debt (in a high pitched voice)"
In an e-mail or on AIM:
"Frankel is graduating early hv hv hv."
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