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Sex > Relationship = Psychopath

THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS, JORDAN! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PSYCHOPATHY!

Hym "That's the whole thing. You're entirely projecting your relationship with your daighter onto society AND ME... And you're using that to justify doing whatever you want to me. 'If Sex > Relationship = Psychopath. Psychopath bad. Must stop Psychopath from fucking my daughter- I mean, destroying society! (And it's already too late for that anyway)' or ✌️✊️✌️Short-term gratification✌️✊️✌️ instead of relationship. That's your entire reasoning behind this. It doesn't have anything to do with trying to get unearned status. This is probably the worse way to go about doing that. Even if it was, you're a literal fucking charlatan, Jordan, you are the single worst person to be talking about trying to use something that doesn't belong to you to elevate your fucking status in society. You don't want me to have any status so long as I'm unwilling to give up my butthole to you. I don't care about what your molested retard patients did in response to their shit childhoods. The suffering scapegoat doesn't work on me. And now you want to control how men interact with women but NOT ALONG THE LINES OF MOLESTING A RETARD AT WORK... You're entire propositional ethic has exceptions for people you like and you're willing to use force on the people you don't like. And in this instance it's 'nebulous definition psychopaths.' You're a literal classist wannabe aristocrat charlatan. I was right to do this, Jordan. This was correct."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2024


Relationship-ception

The act of being husband and wife, boyfriend and girlfriend, and best friends all at the same time.

Me: when we get married, we should be best friends, husband and wife, and boyfriend and girlfriend at the same time, AKA relationship-ception

Kenzie: Yee Haw to That

by Tykoi July 17, 2021


Relationship Warrior

When you’re S/O’s friend’s monitor everything you do/ have done just for the sole reason to report it to your partner to attempt to cause issues with your relationship

Damn nigga get your relationship warrior ass
friends and tell them to go somewhere. They're
causing unnecessary issues for us.

by John_Wick_slayer69 August 27, 2022


Relationship Canon

Things about an IRL relationship that are agreed upon by everyone in the relationship.

C'mon, it's relationship canon that I know more about decorating. Stop second-guessing my decisions

You don't think I'm a better dancer than you? I though that was canon!
No, that's just your head canon.

by UncleAlias July 4, 2021


Text Relationship

When two people mostly text instead of talking to each other in person. When talking in person can be extremely awkward.

Kayla : Jude, get out of your comfort zone and actually talk to someone! Stop having a text relationship!

by kaylllllaaaaaa&judddditthhh September 24, 2017


Clartonic relationship

A purely sexual relationship. The opposite to a platonic relationship, rather, a relationship that is purely for clarting (sexual intercourse). No strings attached.

Person 1: So what are you saying? What's going on with you and Jackie? You going out?
Person 2: Nah man, we've got a likkle bit of a clartonic relationship going on.

by rideF May 14, 2024


paulobet relationship

An online relationship in which you have only met the person in real life once or twice.

Often shady looking people involved.

Gee willikers, I don't know her boyfriend Bobby!
Gosh thats because its one of those creepy paulobet relationships.

by Ima Leiu Serr November 18, 2007