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1. Being required to follow an unnecessarily complicated procedure to accomplish something
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph
Man, with all the bureaucratic red tape around here, you’ve gotta jump through your asshole to get anything done!
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.
when you are at the fruity table and someone is close to ratting themselves out, causing a jump scare for the other members
r slice almost put his elbows on the fruity table. what a fruity table jump scare!
One of the early stage names for Lana del Rey. Ref. In some of her unreleased songs available on you tube.
" I can be you're sparkle jump rope queen."
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Doodle Jump addiction Is a medical disorder which originates from playing the popular iPod , ipad , and iPhone game excessively. This dissorder is a
permenant one and no treatment or cure has been found so far.
Symptoms: bags under eyes, halucinating green and blue platforms before your eyes, hearing gameplay
sounds at random times and Prolonged imaginary conversations with the game's charater, Doodler .
Joey: Dude, what's up with John?
Gregg: he's got Doodle Jump addiction (DJA), dude.
John: Dont worry doodler I'll save you... Hehe..hehe..
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Something that really catches your attention.
"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, did you see that chicks nugs!"
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Another way for a female to say fuck off
Jack ass: Where you going?
Me: Nun'ya
Jack ass: When you going to be back?
Me: When I get back
Jack ass: Who are you going out with?
Me: Damn nigga, Jump off my clit!!!
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A trendy new dance generally reserved for those with the the rhythm of a usher, chris brown, or MJ, but that should be attempted by all. The dance goes as follows:
1. The beat kicks in to a song
2. Jump while simultaneously fist pumping and throwing your knees in the air
3. Hop backwards while jumping
4. Smile, laugh, and sign autographs....you are now the life of the party
5. Post video on you tube and reference @bwarner and @30PercentHero
Recommended song: "one" by swedish house mafia
Clap, clap, thump, thump, thump
@bwarner @30PercentHero
Did you see that guy doing the double fist pump jump!?! That was so routh.
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