Cock killing

When someone cock blocks you so bad, with no reason, just to be an asshole.

fran : hey jimmy did u end up dating susan
jimmy: no luke was cock killing my ass so hard... i gave up

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Kill the thermostat

Taking a burn over the top.

Jase: Yeah? Well I fucked your mom last night!
Pete: Bro, my mom's dead...
Jase: And I killed her
Mike: Way to kill the thermostat, Jase...

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full kill

when a try hard in Fortnite Battle Royale sees your whole team and you knock but finishes you instead of you team.

that stupid tryhard full killed me. what a bitch

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keyboard kill

Something very funny, communicated online. The idea is that it's so funny that it causes you to spill and/or cough your drink onto your keyboard, shorting it out.

l4mez0r: ...and she said, yeah, but not with *that* spatula!
d00derino: LOL keyboard kill!

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to kill a panda

to take a dump

"I'm going to kill a panda", Bogdan said, and went to the restroom.

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killed a moose

To, in some way, smoke marijuana. Usually in the form of a joint.

1. My friends and i wanted to get high so we killed a moose.

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scavenger kill

the art of "waiting" outside a fight in a first person shooter game , where you wait for the weakest survivor to emerge ( from the fight ) and kill them ( at there weakest point before they power up)

this used to be frowned apon , how ever it has become a " staple" in newer first person shooter games ( quake3 /quake4 /halo )

5 peep enter a room , 3 get killed , 1 runs out looking for powerup , 1 chases the guy going for the powerup

the sixth person whacks the other 2 , with minimal effort , as they are "worn" from fighting

simular in effect to a wolf eating road kill , instead of actually hunting and killing
a scavenger kill

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