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To place ones hand flat palmed against the wall while sleeping
Everytime Josam sleeps, he high fives the wall.
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When a woman who is performing oral sex won't allow a man to finish in her mouth, so he ejaculates into his hand and slaps her in the face with it.
She wouldn't let me come in her mouth, so I gave her a mexican high five instead.
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That one person that’s good as a friend for five minutes until you realize they’re annoying as hell. You’re friends with them more out of obligation and classroom necessity than out of free will.
Yo Kryslin was cool at first until I realized she was actually a try hard and a five minute friend.
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Achieving a full hand fisting of your partner's anus of or vagina. Requires patience and lots of lube and very pleasurable gaping.
It took over an hour but I finally did the Five Knuckle Plug on her ass. That baby gaped for 10 minutes before it snapped back shut.
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The Ultimate high five is where two men are doing two girls doggie style and the two girls are making out, then the two guys high five over the two girls.
We were bangin those two chicks last night and did the Ultimate high five.
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The act of one going up to a girl and grabbing her boob and when she goes to slap you, you block it with your hand appearing as if she gave you a high five.
"Yo man watch this"
*Grabs random girls tit*
*Blocks slap with hand*
"Haha nice man, you executed that Bachelors High Five perfectly"
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To fool someone in thinking that what they thought of, said, or did was cool. Enticing them with a high five, than retracting said high five.
After said retraction of sarcastic high five with accompanying "PSYCH!" it is customary to say, "I just high five psyched you!"
twitard: Dude, I totally saw that new twilight movie! it was awesome!
Smart Guy V: Really? Cool! High five! (raises hand to initiate high five) ... PSYCH! Twilight sucks! I just high five psyched you!
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