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A great idea while sober is associated with a light bulb. A great idea while drinking is known as a beer bulb. It's as if a glass of beer lights up over your head.
Alex: I just had a great idea. What if we sing Celine Dion to win Karaoke to pay for our bar tab tonight?
Marilyn: Brilliant! Your beer bulb just went off! My heart will go onnnn!
A sub-class of cougar that tries to get with males under the age of 21 by offering to buy them alcohol.
Guy 1: Dude, where did Jimmy get that beer from? He's still only 12 years old!
Guy 2: Your mom bought it for him. I think she's about to make a move on him. What a total beer cougar!
Guy 1: Poor kid, he never had a chance...
The bloadted round belly heavy beer drinkers get resembling a pregnancy , usually after about four pints into a session. Particularly a problem for alcoholic male to female transsexuals who want to pass as female without looking like they are with child.
Mary: "That lady looks heavily pregnant"
Rupert: "No, it's a tranny with a beer child"
Bog standard, salt of the earth corner shop beers. Slightly room temperature, and transported in a blue plastic carry bag.
Mate, enough if this craft nonsense, let's get some basic beers - Frank
The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.
Toilet Beer jingle...
When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.
Toilet Beer ... hey!
One who drinks beer not because he's an alcoholic. But because he likes the taste of beer.
A showcase of stupidity typically involving drinking or smoking.
When one taks a photo kissing a beer with their tongue out they are being "chill beers."
Bragging about one's prowess on a beer pong table is "totally chill beers."
Taking one's shirt off while at a party--- chill beers.