phone cockslap

A situation where you dominate a girl over text that you actually cock slap the phone.

girl:"oh babe I cant believe how right you are about that"
dude: "yes, I know. I am the son of Zeus" *phone cockslap*

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smell phone

The next generation of cell phones, but they will smell good.

"Dude Tom just got the new smell phone."
"Now way, I want to go get one.
Smell phones are so sweet."

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nokia phones

Nokia Phones are literally indestructible, i used a hammer, a drill, a fucking blade saw, but it didn't work.

JImmy's has 3985 nokia phones, non are indestructible.

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Burner Phone

I will send the money for the phone bill and the family a happy and prosperous New order and I will send you the link to the video of the same time I was there at a ride to the store and get home and get some sleep and will be back in town on text me or email the airport and will get a check from work on it and I will be in the office today but will be back in town on text me when you regarding the moon in the office tomorrow and will be in touch soon to be back in the morning to get the same time as the one you sent the email I got from a car and drive to the airport tomorrow and will be in touch with me and I will send the money for it is THREE I

have you regarding a job in the office today but plz call me at my place or yours is a car so I don't have a Burner Phone

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Shoe Phone

Shoe Phone is the termination of a Cellular Phone.

Melissa-''Give Me A Dubble Jangle On My Shoe Phone''
Jordan-'' O Oh Ok Shawty...The Big Bad Shoe Phone...I'm lovin' it!''
Melissa-''Ba da ba ba ba....haha Talk To Ya Then Tall-y...My Hard-core throat sliting friend.''
(please remember Jord has IDS (see IDS) be nice to him)

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old~fashioned phone

Back in the 60's, phones were only available in black & desktop style; no buttons but had to be manually dialed.

When I was a kid, we had an old~fashioned phone & we were quite content with it. Some dial phones are still in use today.

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Phone Chicken

Someone who can talk to the opposite sex on the phone; however, is unable to talk to the opposite sex in person.

Girl1: What is up with that guy? We talked for hours on the phone last night and he's been avoiding me all day.

Guy1: Haha. What a phone chicken.

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