When a arab ask's a girl for feet pics and or ask for a date in exchange for their oil money.
Man Saleems Really a Sand Simp bro. He just asked this chick for some feet pics.
Sand water skiing is the act of getting pulled while water skiing on sand
A sand-job is when a girl takes a piece of sandpaper and then when in her hand proceeds to give you a hand job.
Damn that Sand-Job hurt like hell last night.
exhaustion due to visual obstruction from light absorption by black clothing, as commonly worn by Middle Eastern women.
Mahmoud: Bro, watch where you're going! You just walked right into my wife!
Thomas: Sorry Susan, I couldn't see any light reflecting off your burqa. My eyes have serious Sand-black fatigue.
Running away in fear or to avoid one's problems in a cowardly manner.
He's one HP on me.
Where?
Over there he Sand Crab'd out.
Used to refer to stress accumulating over time, smaller things adding up to an unbearable weight you cannot manage anymore. It’s like feeling trapped in the bottom half of an hourglass.
I guess I’ve just been caught under some Sand Pressure lately, I just can’t seem to catch up.
When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.
Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”
Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”