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The great lake in california.
"Hey, isnt that one of the great lakes?"
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When a guy is about to cum, the girl puts her ear up to his belly button, like she is listening into a seashell, and then he shoots it all in her face.
My friend asked me if my boyfriend got me any jewelry for my birthday. I said, "Not exactly, we got drunk early and started making out. Then he gave me a pearl of great price and just passed out..."
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A term for "a girl who can give retarted head" or "head so good you cannot move or talk afterwards." Very few girls have the capability of giving retarted head, but when you do find one that does she is "The Great White Buffalo".
"Last night i met a girl that gave the best head of my life, She is my "Great White Buffalo"."
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When you fart in your pants and a piece of white hard petrified shit squeezes out and gets stuck to your ass hairs for months.
I hadn't shit for weeks, then finally I was laughing so hard I did a Great White Shart.
While performing the Spongebob Donkey Punch on my boyfriend, I munched on a Great White Shart. Mmmm CRUNCHY!
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A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.
Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:
"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."
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A passive aggressive insult to remind navy personnel that they are in fact in the navy. There are no good days in the navy, so it basically means have a shitty day.
Matt: Have a great navy day Bryan!
Bryan: Go fuck yourself man.
A place in a malvern where about 0.1% of the teacher are actually tolerable. At this school, you'll find childish sixth graders, horny seventh graders and asshole eighth graders. As you move up the ranks at this public school, you'll want to kill your self more and more. You're either popular and an asshole, middle class and normal, or in the nerd herd where they're all fucking weirdos. But damn Mr. Wise is fine.
I went to Great Valley Middle School and in sixth grade someone stole my lollipop, in seventh grade I got my ass slapped and in eighth grade I got beat up in the bathroom.
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