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These motherfuckers who keep pulling random holidays out of their ass.
Holiday fucker 1: Hey, June 3rd is another furry holiday I just made up, hurr durr
Holiday fucker 2: Oh yeah? Well June 4th is another anti-furry holiday I just made up duhhhhhhh
Any sane person: Can we just stop making up these random ass holidays and live a god damn normal life?
1. the man behind the fucking
2. a man that laid the dragon
Norse guard: have you heard of the dragon fucker?
jarl: of course, the legend has been told for generations
When a straight man goes to do gay activities with one or more men to “test the water”.
“Did you hear that Grant went over to Jake’s house last night?”
“Oh fuck no, he is definitely a Foreign Fucker”
Someone who likes to fuck someones pussy or arse after someone else has cum inside them.
Someone who enjoys being sloppy seconds.
He really loved fucking a girl after someone had cum insider her.
He loved cum lube being sloppy seconds provided for his cock.
He was a proper cum fucker!
Someone who literally fucks steak.
Used as a form of masturbation.
Someone cuts a hole in a steak and proceeds to insert their genitalia.
“Hey, you look like a steak fucker...”
“My Dad is a steak fucker...”
A person who is a well known horror film or horror novel fan.
Person 1: Did you know that I really like old slasher movies?
Person 2: You're such a spooky fucker
A twin fucker is a gay man or woman whose preference for a romantic partner is someone with physical features very similar to their own.
Person 1: What's your type?
Person 2: I am my type; I'm a twin fucker.