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“You swan, he frog” is a comment left on a blogger’s post about having to say goodbye to her boyfriend on a Chinese social media site. The white blogger, who goes by YouKris, left a tearful photo on the platform and Chinese users rushed to offer words of comfort, make jokes, or trash her boyfriend’s looks.
“you pretty, he ugly, you swan, he frog!” one commenter wrote.
-He cheated on me, and I'm heartbroken.
-Snap out of it. You swan, he frog.
Someone who spends countless amounts of money, yet never seems to run short of it. These people make loan sharks not even bother attempting to trick them into a miserable life of debt.
"How much spending money have you got, Ted?"
"$10 million!"
"And I thought people call you a big-spending frog because you're a rich fat guy."
Someone who is currently dating dylan. White frog is fucking white. She likes to hump with dylan. She is lesbian but still dates man. She used to like emilio but now she doesn't. Because he is in a serious relationship with dylan
Ribet Academy’s mascot, but also a sex icon
Did you see Freddy the Frog, I want to bust a nut.
#1 - MC's that are an embarrassment to the game. They waste the time, and energy of everyone and everything around them when they try to flow. If their is a good vibe/beat going, their flow thoroughly ruins it. People quickly leave the party, or area when a frog MC steps up on the mic.
#1.5 - MC's with a serial killer mentality, self-centered & narcissitic, but in a way that nobody wants to fuck with.
In the Doors song, Riders on the Storm, Jim Morrison says - there's a killer on the road, his brain is squirming like a toad. Frog MC's are not gangster in any way. They are wannabe G's/killas. They revel in absurdity, mental breakdowns, and making other people feel disgusted. They are the type who fantasize about killing people for sport, yet breakdown when called out on their evil smirk. The music dies the second they try to flow over it because they know they're worthless. Leading to long diatribes about how the world isn't big enough or "ready for them," and how if you don't like it they'll just kill you. But, because they are marks/busters they don't REALLY have the balls. Hence the reason they instead choose to kill the vibe every time.
And all I want, is the world to know my steez
These money hungry niggas is seven thirty
And got me stressed out like these frog emcees (Frog MC 's)
Whilst listening to in headphones full blast the heavy metal band "dark funeral" you must insert a pair of drum sticks up your bumhole and stack donuts on your dick, whilst whistling the tune to "who wants to be a millionaire simultaneously machine gunning your ass looking into the eyes of a kidnapped victim you earlier abducted during the day, forcing them to watch you climax.
Myles proceeded to force his victim to watch him as he started "heavy metal frogging" himself, they watch for over three hours!
shit gets real when its the emergency frog situation
Matt: EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
Person 2: WHERE THIS IS SERIOUS HELPPPP *runs*
Person 3: *runs, stumbles and dies*
Person 4: *has a bust-session*