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Dick Shark

A person who patrols the shallows looking for a victim to screw over

Mike Smith is a dick shark.

by Smoore September 20, 2017

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shark attacking

β€œShark Attacking” involves a nude, sexually-excited man bending over backwards on all fours and walking around with his dorsal fin gliding through the air. There’s no payoff. He’s just a shark now. (Making noises is recommended to enhance the fun. Can be done alone, but preferably in the presence of a partner.)

Dude you should try "shark attacking" it will spice up your sex life, or at least make your girlfriend laugh.

by Sodabutton March 29, 2014

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loan shark

a party that charges rediculously high interest rates in return for financing short-term, high-risk loans. historically a member of organized crime, these days it's likely a "pay day loan" business.

i needed a quick $300 so i took out a pay day loan. those loan sharks charged me 782% interest

by pizza July 18, 2004

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sharks fin

When one finger just isn't enough, so you have to use 4 fingers to dig into your itchy asshole.

My ass was itching so badly, I had to break out the sharks fin.

by Bufftick July 28, 2017

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eat the shark

Similar to jump the shark, the phrase eat the shark refers to the point where a television show is no longer any good and the main character becomes fat.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch ate the shark when Sabrina went to college. The show was no longer enjoyable and Sabrina became fat.

It's quite a bummer when shows eat the shark.

by crankthetank April 15, 2010

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Ice Shark

An obstruction on an ice surface, such as a crevice or bump, which causes the skater to lose balance and fall unexpectedly.

Johnny would have scored on the break-away, but the ice shark got him.

by rhockey February 27, 2011

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caught a shark

Having an extremely attractive, friendly and amazing girl, that the majority of the population fancy, to yourself. "Oh you've caught yourself a shark there dude." A complement to the guy who has caught her and to the shark "girl" herself.

Woah you caught a shark there bro!

by LunarMalice December 6, 2014

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