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A person who is performing oral sex, first eats a bag of cheetos. They then proceed without washing hands or rinsing their mouth.
My penis is very orange, just like president elect Donald Trump, because my girlfriend gave me a trump job.
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Someone who only produces bad things, or someone who turns everything s/he touches into shit. The opposite of Midas touch, where everything King Midas touches turns into gold.
I never ask John for his input because he has that Trump touch. I just know it would be all fucked up.
Replacing the term "Blond moment." This is a moment so utterly idiotic, that it can easily be compared with the idiocy surrounding and embodying Donald trump.
I was going to get something, but I had a Trump Moment
When you fuck so bad that you offend your partner and build walls, preventing anyone from getting in again!
Dude 1: What a night! I don't think I'll be going out with Linda again! Dude 2: Why not? Dude 1: she's such a trump fuck! Dude 2: too bad bro!
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Totally Capitulate and then Claim Victory
You'd think he'd be pissed no one voted for him, but, he's taking a Trump and celebrating.
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Someone who looks like Trump and acts like Trump
Look at Jesse he looks like a Trump Jr.
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When you come up with some idiotic rule that you are too much of a punk to enforce just like Trump and his travel ban. Trump checking usually ends up with the individual looking like a weak idiot in public and becoming the butt of endless jokes.
Dude I tried to get my girlfriend to wax my car last night and she trump checked me in front of the whole trailer park. Now everyone thinks I'm a bitch.
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