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A show of homosexuality between men.
Another word for gay.
Bro1- Ayo, he's a little turn up or what?
Bro2- No dude I'm just snuggling with the boys!
Bro1- bro?
Bro2- bro!
Getting hyped up to a song so you don't die
Longbeachgriffy: Get your bitch ass up! (Guy wakes up) Do you fuck with this song!?
Guy in backseat: What?
Longbeachgriffy: DO YOU LIKE THIS SONG!?
Guy in backseat: Yo, who driving
Longbeachgriffy: Don't worry about who mother fucking driving. Do you like this goddamn song!?
Dude in backseat: Yeah. This shit fire.
Longbeachgriffy: TURN UP THEN!!! (Guy awkwardly jams to the song) Everybody in this motherfucker, turn up or I'ma crash this bitch in the fucking ocean!
You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
Making a U-turn while driving, with little to no regard for laws, pedestrians or oncoming traffic.
I can 100% guarantee that whether it’s walking or driving, I will be killed by someone making a Vancouver left turn
When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is
- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all
To increase power, performance or flow
Volkswagen explains while independent workshops can 'turn up the wick', vehicle manufacturers do not have the same freedom and must meet stringent global emissions standards