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1. an excrement in which the gas or vapor turns into a liquid, creating condensation.
2. A watery defecation.
"Due to this mornings dew my yard was covered in moist poo from the neighbors dog making nightly visits."
"All of that PBR last night resulted in a case of moist poo."
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The last part of a beer, comprised mainly of flat beer and grose fizz. Smells like shit. Prominent in beer pong...
"Shit mayne! Rest of this cup tastes like poo sap!"
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"Hey dude I got drunk and watched a gay porn with some poo daggers in it"
" One why did you watch a gay porn and what is a poo dagger"
"Man i was drunk but its a gay guy because when he fucks a guy in the ass he gets poo on his dick or "dagger"
"I think you might be a poo dagger"
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Anal Intercourse (mostly with gay men.)
Old geezer: So how was your first day cleaning the bathrooms at Swallow's gay bar?
Cleaner: It was vile!! but pretty funny...... OMG those cubicles were something else!! There was cum, blood, and lube all over the tiles. Numerous rubber johnnys everywhere, some of them were coated in diarrhea. There were lube bottles, wrappers, fag butts and ashes scattered around, and all those needles I found in the bin. The place was a fuckin mess bruv. Oh, and you'll never guess who I saw.
Old geezer: Tell me..
Cleaner: Auntie Lee was there, I saw him in the cleaning room, naked and getting rimmed by some fat bloke. He was crying his eyes out whilst telling the man how much he loves him.
Old geezer: (Laughs) You'll see worse than that the longer you work there son. I know jobs are scarce nowadays but I did warn you about working in those kind of places. Just don't drop your marigolds when cleaning the toilets and if you do leave em for fuck's sake!!! Just like prison, those dirty queers just love pouncing on and pushing poo.
Cleaner: Shit!! I'll remember that.
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When you have an emotinal night, need to poo, call you mate and he comes in to hug you while singing Celine Dion
Last night I drank too much and now i feel sorry for myseld and i called Bob to meet me in the toilet and hug me while i have a cry poo!
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The scent left in a bathroom after an act of deification.
I do believe that gent's poo-pourri has a hint of hazelnut.
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The name given to the voluntary role of maintaining levels of hygiene in the toilet facilities of a party you are hosting.
If a toilet has been desecrated by Poo too much then the Person on Poo Patrol must seek out the culprit using cunning and detective work.
"Poo Patrol"
Somebody has taken out the toilet"
"Who comes to a party and does a massive Poo?? He must be here somewhere....the culprit, if I give everyone my best Paddington stare the guilty party is bound to emerge."
"He looks pretty relaxed, dumped a heavy load have you Sir? On my time?"
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