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paddington bear

a sexual joke, in which a man receives head at a girls house, and right before busting a nut he grabs one of her stuffed animals and nuts on its head.

dude i totally paddington beared your sisters dolls, they're rank!

by pyrophalanx27 May 25, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Winter bear

Shaving your pubes, gathering them into a pile, ejaculating on top of it and leaving it in a hotel/motel room. Resembling a winter bear.

I left a winter bear at the motel 6 in Jacksonville.

by Kryt1cal January 10, 2017

26๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


huggy bear

someone or something people love to hug- like fat people... hehe, theyre so pillowy soft.
also someone who loves hugs and never turns them down

2:hey look, theres the huggy bear!
1:yay!

(two should go first for once.)

by sethkasketch October 27, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


banana bear

Person of oriental descent - a variation from the the sitcom "Scrubs" "Chocolate bear"

Hey Henery Duong, how's it hanging, Banana Bear?

by Prince Phillip May 9, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


hairy bear

A large and extremely hairy guy that you don't want to mess with.

Brittney would rather be with a hairy bear like James Gandolfini than a ripped hairless fag like Vin Diesel and all of the guys on the show Jersey Shore.

by Veryhairyguy4ValeriePoxleitner August 12, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


hair bear

a person sporting an afro, large mass of poofy curls, or other gingantic hairstyle that approaches or exceeds the size of that person's head, often with a hair pick stuck in it for ornamentation.

Down in the front, hair bear!

by SmartyG September 8, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


bipolar bear

1. Two polar bears stuck together.

2. A bisexual bear.

3. A bear that has been magnetized.

4. Any combination of the aforementioned definitions.

1. Ha! That bipolar bear can't decide whether to sleep or run around.

2. Ha! That bipolar bear can't decide whether to sleep with Jimmy or with Julie.

3. Ha! That bipolar bear is stuck to that piece of metal!

4. Ha! That bipolar bear is stuck to a piece of metal and can't decide whether to gnaw itself out and sleep with Julie, or sit around thinking about Jimmy.

by Cryptic May 7, 2005

103๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž