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Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.
The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.
When you cough or sneeze during covid-19 pandemic and immediately think you must have covid but with very light symptoms. And you continue your life being almost sure you had it already but that it didn't brought you down.
- "cough cough"
- I think i have Light Covid..
When a disease you have mocked as a hoax moves in close.
Trump was caught between Rushmore and a hard place. The virus had been fake news, it was gonna vanish, nothing but a far-left fiction to make him look bad! And now, Junior's girlfriend Kimberly had come down with a covid infhoaxion.
When you don't tell a bitch you have covid and you cum in her throat
Covid-shot
"oh man, I gave her that covid-shot last night and it nocked her out"
Something caused by situations arising from the COVID-19 pandemic that started in March 2020 in China
"Hi Customer Service, I covidally couldn't return the parcel on time so can I please get a new return label?"
(When you couldn't go to the post office to post an item for return as you were self-isolating at the time.
Why the COVID-19 pandemic will never go away.
The COVID-19 pandemic will never go away because it turned into the COVID-9999 pandemic.
Having Covid-19 and it instantly turns you gay.