The act of ejaculating in one month while simultaneously shitting on one's chest
She blew me so hard it made me shit on her chest an she called me skeet a shit after that
The term "Skeet 'em" is a synonym for saying "Fuck 'em". Skeet in this context, represents the offensive way of saying fuck.
Laura: Jenny's friends are really snitchy, they always talk behind someone's back.
Jess: Skeet 'em!
Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across
What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.
A sheet of paper with a picture of a woman's face on it (preferably mouth open tongue out) used to practice skeet shooting
This picture of my favorite celebritie is going to make the best Skeet Sheet
Doing a combination of acid, shrooms, and molly without originally intending on being high on all 3 at once
“Bro I’m absolutely fried, I spent last night skeets flipping at that party last night I ain’t doing shit today”
Our master skeet scoot shall never be seen but if your children magically have scooters you know hes after them. He will MAKE THEM part of his army of skeet scooters.
The best skeeter to ever lay your eyes on. If you need Pete, he’ll go on and skeet right over to you. Through thick and thin, mainly thick, he will be there for you. Pete will also make you skeet uncontrollably! Also, he’s married to Nev.
Fiona: “Who’s Pete Skeet?”
Tishia: “You Pete? Cause I’m about to skeet.”