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Skeet a shit

The act of ejaculating in one month while simultaneously shitting on one's chest

She blew me so hard it made me shit on her chest an she called me skeet a shit after that

by Jlbowers1980 September 2, 2021


Skeet 'em

The term "Skeet 'em" is a synonym for saying "Fuck 'em". Skeet in this context, represents the offensive way of saying fuck.

Laura: Jenny's friends are really snitchy, they always talk behind someone's back.
Jess: Skeet 'em!

by joniseesghosts June 13, 2019


Phelps Skeet

Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across

What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.

by Skeeter2312 April 26, 2011


Skeet Sheet

A sheet of paper with a picture of a woman's face on it (preferably mouth open tongue out) used to practice skeet shooting

This picture of my favorite celebritie is going to make the best Skeet Sheet

by Buckarooman710 January 13, 2017


Skeets Flipping

Doing a combination of acid, shrooms, and molly without originally intending on being high on all 3 at once

“Bro I’m absolutely fried, I spent last night skeets flipping at that party last night I ain’t doing shit today”

by JimmyNeturon September 2, 2023


skeet scoot

Our master skeet scoot shall never be seen but if your children magically have scooters you know hes after them. He will MAKE THEM part of his army of skeet scooters.

Ill skeet scoot ur soul

by Ya boi demon April 2, 2019


Pete Skeet

The best skeeter to ever lay your eyes on. If you need Pete, he’ll go on and skeet right over to you. Through thick and thin, mainly thick, he will be there for you. Pete will also make you skeet uncontrollably! Also, he’s married to Nev.

Fiona: “Who’s Pete Skeet?”
Tishia: “You Pete? Cause I’m about to skeet.”

by captainjoong January 21, 2022