Random
Source Code
Random
Giant boobs that are sloppy in nature.
"That beautiful girl just dumped out her big sloppers and I stuffed by face in them.
12👍 1👎
One of many kills of "the jimmy"
Oh that was the big 50? Yeah I heard the jimmy got a blumpkin from her
9👍 1👎
Here is the story of Big Lion.
Long ago, before the time of God, there was Pheb. Pheb ruled over the land known as America and its natives.
Pheb emerged from SHACK. A being from the heavens able to create new gods. With that power, SHACK created a new god to help Pheb rule her colonies. This was Big Lion.
But Big Lion never wanted help ruling. He wanted America for himself. So he obliterated Pheb. The natives began building Churches in hopes they would be spared by Big Lion. But Big Lion never spared anyone. He destroyed all of America and its natives.
Oddly enough, he was disappointed with his own actions. He missed having a kingdom to rule. So he merged with SHACK and SHACK merged into the heavens once again.
The land had no natives and no one to protect it. With that knowledge, SHACK created one last being before it ascended. This being was known as the Merciless Sun God, known by humans as The Sun. The Merciless Sun God began climate change, and warmed the planet with its rays. It also froze the planet in I absence. There was no way that the Merciless Sun God could help the planet, but the humans were okay with that. In the end, there was harmony.
Person 1: Bro have you heard the story of Big Lion?
Person 2: No???
Person 1: Well let me get out my Bible-
9👍 1👎
Big e- A boy named Big E. He tends to like starting high five streaks. Threatens to block people a lot. Says fam and lit. He can be pretty chill. He tends to be short but someday he can be tall maybe if he just believes.
Look there's Big E!
18👍 4👎
Used to refer to women with a nice thick frame.
Oprah's not fat, she's just big boneded.
I like big boneded women, I can't help it.
Christina Hendricks is the baddest white bitch on the planet, it's because she so big boneded.
16👍 3👎
A Big Submariner is the commander of submariners. They are usually small infants that wear horridly stinky poopy diapers. This strange phenomenon is usually seen at their den, which is kind of like a river now. They are also known to participate in the act of human sacrifice by pushing pregnant women in front of trains. Remember to watch out for when he submerges, for hearing a Big Sub's whine is the equivalence of listening to an airplane go super sonic.
Me: My god, sir are you okay?
Old man: No, me be seein' one in Lexington
Me: Saw what?
Old man: It be huge, son. I be seein' one of 'em Big Submariner...
Me: Oh my, that must've been terrible
Old man: Aye! It almost took me hearin'
Me: My god, what a terrible thing to see, I'm glad you lived!
16👍 3👎