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A 'Dark Brandon' is the little turd you make when you shit your pants.
Yesterday, a White House intern co-opted a MAGA meme and changed the name to make Joe Biden look virile and cool, but didn't realize he used Nazi imagery until the internet flamed him. He was so upset, then he felt a warm sensation by his anus. He looked down and realized he made a "Dark Brandon."
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One of the greatest baseball players to ever live. He plays short stop for the Cincinnati Reds. He could be/is the most under rated player to ever live and deserves alot more credit than he is given.
The only reason Brandon Phillips isn't known as the greatest player in baseball is because he's stuck on the Cincinnati Reds.
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The Pedophile in Chief. Proudly pinches and twists eight-year old girls' nipples on YouTube. Loves to shower with his own daughter. AKA "the Big Guy."
"Who is that creep over there in the corner sniffing that little girls' hair and grabbing her ass?"
"That would be Dark Brandon."
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Being a petty ass, overly sensitive whiny bitch who can't take a joke.
This guy was totally pulling a Brandon at a party because someone made a joke about his mom.
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A bushy bunny.
One who does not shave his bush.
Such a big fuck, nobody will fuck him, so he fucks himself.
See JD Edgar for Brandon Kohensky
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Another stupid scene retard who got "famous" through Myspace and Facebook. With a "haters make me famous" attitude, and a constant need for attention from 12 year old girls. Claiming to be gay at 14 years old. His hair is pretty much dead from dying and ironing it, fucking twat. He has done much to increase internet popularity, whoring himself out on Facebook, Myspace, Vampirefreaks and Stickam and even sitemodeling.
Hi i'm Brandon Mayer haters make me famous rawr xDD
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Cracker with a baby dick and likes it when his dad shoves his cock up in his little baby bum.He gets all the girls but they leave him when they find out he’s a necrophiliac.
Yo Bro Brandon Garcia has a lil dick!
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