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Girl 1: "So what have you done?"
Girl 2: "Done?"
Girl 1: "Like...bases."
Girl 2: "Oh! 1/2 base, first base and second base."
A diet consisting of only plant foods, that excludes all animal products -or- a vegan diet without necessarily accepting or rejecting the ethical aspects of veganism.
-I'm eating a plant based diet
But Some meat tho?
-No, plant based, only plants.
And cheese?
-No. Just plants.
What about eggs?
-*sigh*
Under the shirt, bra still on. Often followed by a slap to the face and a lonely night of masturbation.
She had such a nice rack, but I only got to first and a half base, so I had to spend the rest of the night with me and my monkey.
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Something that is bold and correct but also something a vast majority disagree with,
Tied to red pilled which means to flee from false myths in exchange for getting a better understanding of the real world
Sometimes but not limited to having right-wing beliefs
Tim: Radical feminists are so cringe, they say women are oppressed when men face much more hardship
Joseph: Based and red pilled
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1) In literal terms: when the runner, in baseball, reaches second because of an error committed by the opposing team
2) Getting to second base by accidentally brushing against a women's breasts.
1) The batter got a base hit, but the ball was overthrown, so he reached second base on an error.
2) Guy 1: How far did you go?
Guy 2: What's it called if we were making out and I accidentally brushed against her titties?
Guy 1: Haha! You totally reached second base on an error.
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A non-sexual friendship that includes flirting and occasionally making out.
Girl 1: "Hey, I saw you and Brian making out yesterday. Are you two an item?"
Girl 2: "No, we're just first base friends."
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A defender of the conservative movement. Bashes liberals over the head with a big ass stick.
"Dude, did you see based stick man clobber that antifa protester?"
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