item based player

one who is simply horrible at mario kart and only somewhat competes due to the help of items

Dude, your only good at kart because of items.
item based player: someone who's only good at mario kart due to items

1/2 base

Masturbation

Girl 1: "So what have you done?"
Girl 2: "Done?"
Girl 1: "Like...bases."
Girl 2: "Oh! 1/2 base, first base and second base."

First and a half Base

Under the shirt, bra still on. Often followed by a slap to the face and a lonely night of masturbation.

She had such a nice rack, but I only got to first and a half base, so I had to spend the rest of the night with me and my monkey.

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Based and red pilled

Something that is bold and correct but also something a vast majority disagree with,
Tied to red pilled which means to flee from false myths in exchange for getting a better understanding of the real world
Sometimes but not limited to having right-wing beliefs

Tim: Radical feminists are so cringe, they say women are oppressed when men face much more hardship
Joseph: Based and red pilled

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Second base on an error

1) In literal terms: when the runner, in baseball, reaches second because of an error committed by the opposing team

2) Getting to second base by accidentally brushing against a women's breasts.

1) The batter got a base hit, but the ball was overthrown, so he reached second base on an error.

2) Guy 1: How far did you go?
Guy 2: What's it called if we were making out and I accidentally brushed against her titties?
Guy 1: Haha! You totally reached second base on an error.

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First Base Friends

A non-sexual friendship that includes flirting and occasionally making out.

Girl 1: "Hey, I saw you and Brian making out yesterday. Are you two an item?"
Girl 2: "No, we're just first base friends."

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Based stick man

A defender of the conservative movement. Bashes liberals over the head with a big ass stick.

"Dude, did you see based stick man clobber that antifa protester?"

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