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blacklight blindness

the image portrayed after a blacklight is turned on, blindness appears from a subjects mouth. Normal humans must wear protective attire to prevent the occurance of blindness.

" OMFG get the welding hood! Kara turned on the blacklight!" This is blacklight blindness.

by jack mahoggoff January 10, 2012


blind audit

Randomly audit a class

I was bored so I randomly walked through a randomly-selected academic building on campus where I saw a group of students in a random room so I walked in and blind audited.

by gnilrets March 22, 2015


sugar-blindness

A temporary state in which sweet food or drink items cause a person to find savory or otherwise less sweet food or drinks less sweet or appealing, when they would otherwise think that it is sweet.

*Drinks very sweet coffee, then eats some jelly toast* “This toast isn’t very good… I’m probably sugar-blind from my coffee.”
“I’ve got sugar-blindness from that donut I ate before supper.”

by Narf1107 September 10, 2022


Blind BS

When you are put in the position to Bullshit out of your ass without guidence...if one is guided then there is a strong possiblitiy that you might Bullshit in the wrong direction and get caught in your BS!

*Fancy party*
Person 1: SO Kat, can you help me write a paper on Death of a Salesman?

Kat: I never read that
Person 1: Its ok Blind BS is fine

Kat: YOU GOT IT!

by LagatitaJillisa June 08, 2011


male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out

Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.

by fishgaming July 31, 2024


Blind Fish

Another term for eggy bread. Used mainly by scousers, cause we are cool like that!

Do us a favour and stick some blind fish in with me full english would ya!

by Katie_NH April 06, 2008


Snow Blindness

A black woman who exclusively dates white men.

Aisha got that Snow Blindness, she only dates white dudes

by Neon Clear May 30, 2024