What you call alcohol in front for your parents and possible snitches.
(Pairs nicely with the sone Chocolate Milk by kookookangaroo)
“Did anyone bring the chocolate milk?”
“Yeah don’t worry about it”
...
“Yo Brandon whatcha drinking?”
“Chocolate milk bro”
A chocolate-raspberry variety of marijuana brownie that is so tasty it is near orgasmic.
My freind made chocolate razzgasms yesterday, and I'm still a little high!
The sexual act involving two people, usually a man and a woman, where the man is a hirsute ginger. He leaves a sizable dollop of poop on his partner's chest. He then proceeds to rise, beat his chest and holler, summoning all his ginger friends who then engage in a soggy waffle contest and feed the treat to the woman.
Note: If the woman is hairy enough, this can be performed with the genders reversed.
Yo, last night Alvin was with his girl and he pulled an Orangutan Chocolate. I ended up at his house with my junk out because I heard his tribal call.
A by-product of ass to mouth.
"Hey baby, pull your pecker out of my poop chute and give me that CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE!"
When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."
Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!
A gay male. Derived from the standard British term puff. The chocolate refers to residue on his penis resulting from anal intercourse.
Look at those two puffs, which one do you reckon is the chocolate puff and which is the chocolate factory?
The act of ejaculating into somebodys anus, and then having them spread the shit across your chest.
My Girlfriend was feeling adventerous last night, so we made a Chocolate Gateau.