Cakoi Food

Special Food that babushkas like Kat enjoy to eat.

Spoken in the following languages: Katish, Alexish, Alyseish, Averyish, and Jaeish

This Cakoi Food is so yummy in my tummy!

food photographer

A person who takes a picture of every single meal he/she eats and posts it on a social media, usually Instagram.

"Of all the types of people who use Instagram, the Food Photographer is probably the most bizarre."

Dude Food

When two straight man suck each other's dicks. No homo.

"Hey man, can I get some dude food?" *unzips pants*
"Hell yeah my dude!"
(No Homo implied)

Food incest

When you put two foods that are made from the same base food together, some examples are:
Ketchup and salsa (Why?)
Hot dogs and pork ribs (Understandable, you can put a condom on a hotdog)
Rice and cereal (What is wrong with you?)

Person one: DUDE STOP PUTTING RICE IN YOUR CEREAL
Person two: Just try it, it tastes good I swear *-*
Person one: IT'S NOT EVEN COOKED, ANYWAYS THAT'S FOOD INCEST!

food ruiner

A person who Smothers everything with ketchup or other sauces even when the food was already delicious

Tony told Chelsea she was a food ruiner as she squeezed a bottle of ketchup on her filet mignon.

food abortion

1.Two fingers down your trachea in your first trimester after ingesting a meal resulting in partially digested foods ending up in purses, sidewalks, car seats, commuter mugs, etc. Usually occurs in the first 10 minutes after intake.

2. The bulimia of 21st century.

3. Food toss to stay fit.

Not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. Illegal in some countries.

Trisha: 'You look fabulous in those skinny jeans!'
Donna-Marie: 'Thanks, Trisha, I just had a food abortion.'
Trisha: 'Ok, I'll see you at the cafeteria later.'

Soul food

Food good for your soul. When refereed to people, people good for your soul.

“She’s not eye candy, she’s soul food”