This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.
After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.
Obviously beer or bier. This is not an insult to the fine Germanic peoples everywhere nor the beverage they perfected.
Wolfgang:"I'm so thirlsty I could drink
American water."
Hans: "Nein! Drink our German water.
It has healing properties for all!"
Sneaking off to bed when you have friends round for drinks! Not saying a word. Just disappearing
Where’s Andy gone? Oh he’s done a sneaky German
An alcoholic drink with half Jameson (Irish whiskey) and half Budweiser (German beer) with ice.
What can I get you? Lucky German!
It's nothing nasty, I just want to learn German.
- Hi Tinder-person, would you like to do a German tandem with me?
- Ja, I would like that
WHEN YOU GET NOODLES DOWN THE ASS AND IT COMES OUT AS " GERMAN NOODLES "
Those "german noodles" were so good last night
When you tuck your erect penis into your waist band to hide your massive boner.
I was bricked up just looking at the teacher I had to pull out the German Beltbuckle