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You have to break a glass or a mug
Me:hey mom. Mom: hey honey, what are you gonna do with that glass. Me: break it. Mom: wait wha-. Me:happy national break a glass day
The act of placing a glass dildo into the ass of a man dressed in uniform. Both parties salute each other after lube is applied for a full expression of the term.
Adam loves dressing up like a Naval officer so Beth can give him the glass salute.
on feb 4 you have to break a glass
hey mum,todays feb 4.”ok and”im sorry” i have to break a glass because its break a glass day
when you melt jolly ranchers in a glass to form a mold and than crack it in your ass.
hey dude! I had left over Halloween candy and decided to give my self a glass jolly rancher.
wearing square glasses means you get 0 bitches. you have no game. honestly gravity pulls more bitches than you.
emily: “ew nicholas is wearing glasses. he must get no bitches”
nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”
suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”
A song about a guys crippling alchoholism
Wanna listen to this song, there stands the glass?
Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!
Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!
*Student puts on sunglasses*
*Teacher looks over at the student*
Teacher: Hey, Matthew!
*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*
Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!