a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop
ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin
A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.
Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!
Willem Defoe has a Green Goblin Goober. It’s a big penis.
An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.
Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?
a horrible species that can only properly be taken care of via ak-47 model 56
those damn cock goblins are back
A man that gobbles up cock like breakfast or searches for the biggest cocks possible
Nathan is a stupid fucking cock goblin