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toilet goblin

a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop

ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin

by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021


grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.

Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!

by Drippyness July 1, 2018


green goblin goober

Willem Dafoe’s large penis

Willem Defoe has a Green Goblin Goober. It’s a big penis.

by Green Goblin Goober March 22, 2023


bullet goblins

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.

A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!

by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023


Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.

Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?

by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023


cock goblins

a horrible species that can only properly be taken care of via ak-47 model 56

those damn cock goblins are back

by beddsy January 31, 2021


Cock Goblin

A man that gobbles up cock like breakfast or searches for the biggest cocks possible

Nathan is a stupid fucking cock goblin

by Extendedmeme February 24, 2020