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A perfectly acceptable christmas wish between friends and estranged relatives. However, if refused warrants expulsion from ones facebook friends list.
Abe: Merry Fuckin Christmas Ashley, and God bless.
Ashley: Thats inappropriate Abe!
Abe: Wow bitch don't big league me, bitch.
Ashley: (No Response)
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tim burton's best movie ever. lock shock and barrel kick ass. same with the oogie boogie man.
the nightmare before christmas kicks fuckin ass.
"thats soooooooo nightmare-before-christmas-ish
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I use my lumps of coal to write all the lyrics of this song.
179 days of Christmas is the best! Maybe we could make 345 days!!
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Excessively fucking a girl until her vagina tears
Jake was very bored and lonely one Christmas Eve so he decided to pass time by carving the Christmas ham with Helen.
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"Its Giving Christmas" is a meaningless phrase often used by people who shield a meaningless term in a sensible way, knowing it actually means nothing. While phrases such as "its giving bozo" and "its giving cher" are often used in Gen-Z slang in the English language, the term "Its Giving Christmas" means (quite literally) nothing.
Oftentimes in popular culture, people do not understand that "Its Giving Christmas" does not mean anything, so they will be extremely irked as they try to figure out what the hell people are referring to.
"Wow, life is great. I'm so satisfied with how I understand every inside joke my closest friends make and it really brings me together with the group" -Zachary
"Damn, that guy on the New Haven Green... Its Giving Christmas" -Sophia
"I hate my life" -Zachary
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When you get so drunk you turn into a Christmas Pimp
Aria got so drunk last night he kept referring to him self as "I Aria the Christmas pimp" and wouldn't stop. Yet another tragic case of Christmas pimping gone wrong.
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When a Pink Sock becomes infected and inflamed taking on green and red hues often resembling a traditional christmas stocking.
Man my Christmas Stocking is dripping something fierce!
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