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When you don't know what you are doing so you just improvise.
Indy: "Get back to Cairo, get us some transport to England. Boat, plane, anything... Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me; I'm going after that truck."
Sallah: "How?"
Indy: "I don't know I'm making this up as I go."
"Do you have any idea what you are doing? "
"No, I'm pulling an Indiana Jones! "
If someone is 'Jonesing', they are incredibly excited for something, sometimes to the point that the wait for this thing is getting on their tits.
'I'm Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this bag of sniff'
'I'm definitely not Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this prostate exam'
A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.
Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?
Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?
Such a lovely person! Met her via Roblox and we were just bombing each other on a game. And still miss her ngl but after she broke up with me the contact went poof. We had such a great time on Roblox and minecraft! Idk what was wrong. idk if i still have feelings for her im just confused, alone and depressed. If you read this Eddie. Could we communicate more often?
Evelyn Mary Jones is soo bald because she broke up with me.
Everyone else : cant relate
The best phrase to hear at 8:15 on a Monday morning
Lambert - "Remember, if you shoot for the moon and miss, you'll still be amongst the stars. Game On Bob Jones!!!"
A term you call someone who is blessed down south with a mondo shlong.
Nelly- Yo jonesy how we feelin today?
Luke- Feeling pretty stiff, feelin like bonesy today
Nelly- Yea man I could say the same thing.
Luke- Stiffer then a piece of plywood right now
Nelly- LUKE "BONES" JONES