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when you take a girl out for mexican food then proceed to take her home and have anal sex which forces you to cum and her to shit herself.
Hey bro, i took yolanda to El Torrito then we went back to her place and made a mexican oreo.
Also known as "Type 3 Diabetes" or "Tipo Tres", it is diabetes that is contracted when your pancreas is stolen from you and sold on the black market while you lay in a bathtub full of ice.
Joel: "What got up your ass?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I got Mexican Diabetes so I get grumpy from insulin deprevation"
Joel: "Is that why you voted Trump?"
Joe: "One of the reasons"
Rubbing asses together in a manner to make one's assholes kiss.
These two chicks where bumping asses so hard they caused a Mexican Pothole.
When a girl is eating your asshole, giving you the reach around jerk off, and you give her the diarrhea spray
I took Maria home last night and I gave her the Mexican Dishwasher. Now we need to call a plumber and house keeper.
Arms dealer, Drug dealer, Cartel stick up crew leader, and a taco vendor.
I saw Travis The Mexican.
A drink taken as a "shot" with three components: one shot glass of tequila (gold or silver), one shot glass of tomato or corn salsa, and a tortilla chip. When taking a Mexican Feast, the drinker first takes the shot of tequila, second the shot of salsa, and then finishes by eating the chip.
"I want to fucking party tonight but let's think outside the bun... I know, let's get some fucking Mexican Feasts!"
The extremely compelx act of gathering the ingredients of a taco, which includes: tortilla, beef, lettuce, cheese, tomato, hot sauce, etc. and smushing them all together in one's right hand. When these ingredients are thoroughly mixed together, proceed to fist your woman in the vagina. After continuously fisting the female, the taco ingredients should all be placed inside her vagina. Finally, proceed to eat out the female's vagina which should taste like delicious fish tacos!
Alec: yo bro what you doin?
Dan: nothin man I gotta relax after last night.
Alec: why chief, what happened?
Dan: me and my girl were hungry so we went to taco bell, then I gave her the good ol' Mexican Fisherman.