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A pejorative term used within the Percy Jackson and the Olympians fandom to describe the 2010 live-action film adaptation of The Lightning Thief, as well as its 2013 sequel, The Sea of Monsters. The term references the character Dionysus from the books, who is known to incorrectly refer to the franchise's titular character as "Peter Johnson."
Man, the Peter Johnson movies totally stunk! Did the writers even read a single word of the books?
what happens when you walk into a movie theater and huddle around your accomplices trying to find a seat by the entrance of the theater
those guys where in a movie huddle trying to find seats to the new movie
guy one "where should we sit"
guy two "I'm not sure"
after the huddle
guy one "lets just sit there"
A movie that’s so mediocre that it’s the kind that gets licensed to a airline screen
(Person 1): Did you see Free Guy? (Person 2): Yeah, total airline movie.
My secret weapon…
I will hit freewifim8 with my super Mario bros movie poster
Unreasonable plot devices and characters in movies that do not work when tested against normal physics and logic.
Titanic was a good example of movie theater logic in more ways than one-Jack could have fit on that door, for starters.
A guy who asks his date what she thought of the movie they just saw, then emphatically agrees with her assessment (while thinking the exact opposite) in hopes of getting some booty.
Todd: I took Lisa to see Ghostbusters 2016 last night.
Me: Oh god, that movie sucked! I walked out about halfway through
Todd: Yeah me too, but Lisa loved it. I lied and said I did too. She was so pumped that she invited up and we banged all night.
Me: You are such a movie weasel.
Todd: Guilty as charged, dude.
I hidden place kids often refer to as “behind the movies” 😝😝
Boy: “Hey do you want to ditch this movie and go behind the movie theater 😏”
Girl: “Okay! 😛😀”
Together: “This is so amazing 🤩”