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“mobilization to graves”
Russian Conscription for the war in Ukraine is a grave era.
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When your partner shoves a funnel in your arse and shits, pisses, spits, cums and throws up in it. They then take it out and as fast as they can shove it in their gob and pour the rest on your chest and arse. Shortly followed by shitting on your chest and adding whippy cream and a cherry on top!
Hey sexy wanna come round and fuck followed by a Russian funnel?
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A person usually used for slavs or for people that look like slavs that are fat. These people usually call other people fat whille they them self are fat.
Isaac: Ervin is the guy that played in my football team, the russian fatty.
Aaron: Hahhhah
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A cocktail made from Milk and Vodka. Typically enjoyed ice cold and whilst trying not to gag.
Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a Russian Mayo?"
Bar Man: "Sure, it's your funeral".
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The act, having had a surfeit of vodka, whereby one simultaneously spews and shits.
Crikey, do you remember that time that Carl had a Russian Visit and never made it to that nightclub?
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One hand inserted in the mouth and one hand inserted in the bum hole
Leonard Lewis likes Russian handcuffs
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When a man has sex with two or more women at the same time in pitch darkness intending to impregnate one of the women with his "baby bullet". The woman "chosen at random" will be known as the loser and will be required to raise the child.
I played Russian Roulette with Laura and Lindsey two weeks ago. Lindsey is pregnant. Looks like she lost.
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