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A Jimmy Taco is the type of Taco you grew up having in America. Not a true south of the border taco, but now a staple of American-Mexican food.
The Jimmy Taco is always a hard shell taco with ground beef, lettuce, shredded cheese, tomato and sour cream and/or salsa. Variations can be made. The Jimmy taco will eschew traditional Mexican ingredients (crema, cotijia, cilantro) of the south of the border variety for ingredients you will find in any state of the USA (sour cream, cheddar or "Mexican blend" pre-graded cheese as examples)
The Street Tacos at Plancha are good, but the Jimmy Tacos remind me of my childhood in the 80s.
Another name for the Spanish language spoken by Mexicans in the United States.
All Mexicans should be required to speak English in the United States instead of there native taco talk.
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Alternately titled "Toxic Hell." This is a resteraunt chain in which you get "just add hot water" food, and end up feeling like you just ate all of the radioactive waste from any Nuclear Plant in the world. The food is so biologically fucked up that it makes little annoying ankle-biting dogs talk.
I went to Taco Bell and damn do I feel polluted.
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The single best place to steal sporks from.
Lets go get some sporks from Taco Bell. Maybe we can even pick up a strange disease from the food while were there!
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I have no clue what it means, but it would make a great band name.
Jen: DICK TACO TONIGHT!
Jen's mom: WHAT?!?!?!
Jen: Dick taco, mom...I'm going to their show tonight. Get with the times.
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Usually an early to mid 80's American made vehicle (ie; 1984 Chevy Monte Carlo). Said vehicle is characterized by small, wide wheels that stick out from the fenders. 13 inch rims are most common. The taco rocket is not complete without some or all of the following accessories: Immitation hood scoop (not painted of course) rivited to the hood, multiple fake antennas, carpeted dash board, dingle balls mounted to front top of windshield, CD attached to rearview mirror, crappy do-it-yourself window tint, various decals, including the Virgin Mary, Jesus or the occasional bull. More often than not, the Taco Rocket is a piece of shit, where as the tires/rims are worth more than the entire car. It is not unheard of for a "esse" to buy the tires/rims first, then a car to put them on. There is a variation to the normal Taco Rocket where the car has an elaborate paint job, although the color scheme leaves something to desire such as lime green and copper. In recent years the Taco Rocket phenominum has spread to import cars.
Person A: Goddamn that is one ugly fuckin Taco Rocket!!
Person B: What the fuck was that Vato thinking when he did the paint job!?
Examples of more recent Taco Rockets:
a 1999 Pontiac Firebird Trans-AM WS-6 with hydraulics
a Dodge Ram 2500 4x4 slammed, riding on 13 inch, super wide tires
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When a person is too lazy, drunk or stoned to get up and get a fork to eat their pancakes.
May be filled with syrup. Any fruit topping is acceptable, although extra credit is given for lingonberry.
Zach made me pancakes, but I'm too lazy to get a fork; guess it's Norwegian Tacos
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