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When you slip a hair drier in her pussy and turn it on full heat, then let it dry out and fuck it.
Sam: Hey, I heard you got with Linda last night
Mike: Yeah, I gave her some Beef Jerky
Sam: Man, next time invite me
Anything of the crusty nature. So unimaginably crusty, you need to exclaim with such indignity.
Oh, my, god. ALISSA! Have you seen your hair!! IT LOOKS LIKE CRISPY BEEF GO SHOWER YOU TWAT NUGGET!!!
“Hey did you see that Beef Wizard at the bar?”
“Oh you mean Piper?”
“Yeah, same thing”
When your balls are stuck in skinny jeans.
Man, I had some serious Beef Knuckle going on in my skinny jeans last night at the show.
Angi Beef is a rare high form of autism and down syndrome
Why the fuck is Angi Beef dancing right now we’re at a funeral
When you find out a girl has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still beef)
See Tainted Sausage for a man.
Dude 1 'Bro I was gona sleep with Chloe, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, she was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect beef it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Beef'