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A boy who ain’t a dog. Is a mother fucking simp and will sit and wait for a bitch.
Awe nah he ain’t ganna come hang with the boys he’s a puppy for his girl
A four-legged adorable form of torture for every little thing you've ever done wrong.
Puppy: *shits adorably on the floor* *Eats every last pair of shoes I own* *Bites through the skin on my hand*
Me:AQGHHHHHHHHH *Throws puppy out front door**dies*
A Puppy is a cute younger person who follows you around, whines, and begs. They probably want to lick you, stick thier face in your crotch, and play with you. Puppies can be trained to learn tricks and are usually eager to please. Puppies love head pats and being told they are good boys/girls. Fun to play with, nice to cuddle. Even better when they dog pile. Puppies love Cougars and Silver Foxes but also like playing with other Puppies!
Aw, I think I got a new puppy today. He is adorable! Can't wait to play with him.
A stupid yet adorable creature that you constantly have to watch Feed and care for. This creature requires long walks Food and constant attention. They’re the best thing at first Until you have cleaned their shit off the carpet to many times. You can’t leave them outside for two seconds by them self or else they will either break the door bark really loud or destroy your yard. They have infinite energy . And will get the fuck on your nerves. So if you’re planning to get a dog don’t fucking do it
Kid- Dad can we get a puppy
Dad- fuck no because in the end who’s going to pay for his food and clean up his shit
Kid- Dad stop using the f word as a coma
The cutest living animal in the world
A baby dog
Omg I want all of these cute little puppies!
Euphemism for: 'Felch the puppy', or 'Felch the cute young guy'.
Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.
A sexy small baby dog that looks so tiny
tiny puppy i draged my tiny dog across the floor cause it was too tired to walk to its food