1. Someone who is allways around and wants to be just like you. They swing from your nuts in atempt to follow your every move.
2. A piece of dry Duck butter or underwear lint stuck to your Sack.
1. Dude get the fuck away from me and quit swinging on my nuts you Nut Barnicle.
A man who has his hair dyed peroxide blond making it a similar colour to cum.
Darren move your spunk nut, I can't see the footie
When you are ball scratching and you accidentally move your nuts into an awkward and or painful position and squawk like a bird.
Joe was scratching his balls and someone bumped his elbow causing him to squawk a nut.
It is when a girl or homosexual is having sex with 2 or more males, and they are juggling multiple sets of balls with either their mouth or hand
man#1:tha bitch couldnt handle the multi nut juggling last night, she kept dropping mine
man#2:mine were handled nicely, i was lucky and got the mouth
1- Blue balls
2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry
"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."
"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"
A technical term describing a piece of software or hardware which has failed in spectacular fashion.
Steve: Hey Matt, how come I can't get to the urban dictionary?
Matt: Fuck, looks like the the god damn router is poked in the nuts again.