Nut Cup

When someone nuts and the nut finds its way into a red solo cup (undigested). Only if the nut has time to ruminate within the cup, its magical fermented nut cup essence can be absorbed. It will fumigate the room it is left in and those who come across it can give nut cup to others.

Ben: do you have nut cup?
Evan: yer I drank one last night.

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nut gut

(n.) A slang term for ejaculate released onto the stomach of the receiver, following coitus interruptus. Synonym of tummy cummy

I totally pulled a nut gut on Sharon from HR last night. High five!

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nut flapping

Occurs when your testicles smack together when running down the stairs in gym shorts

dude i was so embarassed today i had some major nut flapping going on when i was running down the stairs

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sleep nut

When you nut in your sleep

What's that Stain on your pants?
It's just some sleep nut

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Nut barnicle

1. Someone who is allways around and wants to be just like you. They swing from your nuts in atempt to follow your every move.
2. A piece of dry Duck butter or underwear lint stuck to your Sack.

1. Dude get the fuck away from me and quit swinging on my nuts you Nut Barnicle.

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poked in the nuts

A technical term describing a piece of software or hardware which has failed in spectacular fashion.

Steve: Hey Matt, how come I can't get to the urban dictionary?
Matt: Fuck, looks like the the god damn router is poked in the nuts again.

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smurf nuts

1- Blue balls

2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry

"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."

"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"

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