A technical term describing a piece of software or hardware which has failed in spectacular fashion.
Steve: Hey Matt, how come I can't get to the urban dictionary?
Matt: Fuck, looks like the the god damn router is poked in the nuts again.
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A man who has his hair dyed peroxide blond making it a similar colour to cum.
Darren move your spunk nut, I can't see the footie
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It is when a girl or homosexual is having sex with 2 or more males, and they are juggling multiple sets of balls with either their mouth or hand
man#1:tha bitch couldnt handle the multi nut juggling last night, she kept dropping mine
man#2:mine were handled nicely, i was lucky and got the mouth
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When you are ball scratching and you accidentally move your nuts into an awkward and or painful position and squawk like a bird.
Joe was scratching his balls and someone bumped his elbow causing him to squawk a nut.
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(n.) A slang term for ejaculate released onto the stomach of the receiver, following coitus interruptus. Synonym of tummy cummy
I totally pulled a nut gut on Sharon from HR last night. High five!
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Occurs when your testicles smack together when running down the stairs in gym shorts
dude i was so embarassed today i had some major nut flapping going on when i was running down the stairs
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What's that Stain on your pants?
It's just some sleep nut
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