Steve Urkel Syndrome is a disorder in which the suspect has an extreme, almost creepy, infatuation with a person who does not wish to engage in romance with the suspect, even attempting to actively avoid them. Common symptoms include: obsessive tendencies, dressing like a dork, social ineptness, snorting, and stalking.
Steve Urkel Syndrome is named after the Family Matters character Steve Urkel, who had a serious lust for Laura Winslow, who absolutely despised Steve Urkel until the later seasons, in which they became an item.
many stalkers and rapists exhibit Steve Urkel Syndrome towards their victims.
A white Steve Harvey is scary
I took off her pants and saw a white Steve Harvey. Agghhhh
A (very) long-running rock band active from the mid-1960's to the present. This band has too many amazing songs to count, including "Rock'n Me", "Jet Airliner", and "The Joker".
Steven "Steve" Miller has been the lead singer of the band since its creation, and he is still alive and performing with the band at the age of 77 as of this writing.
The longer the Steve Miller Band remains active, the more impressive and yet funny it gets. It's almost like the name of the band has obligated Steve Miller to live forever. And he's still got it, too!
People named Steve you have to owe 30 bucks to on September 4th, 2022 aka Steve day.
Friend 1 - Its National Steve day, have you gave Steve 30 bucks yet?
Friend 2 - Not yet I forgot to
Friend 1 - Do it before he booty rapes you
Scuffed Steve Jobs is slang for someone who consumes unhealthy amounts of soy, and likes to kiss other men even more than the typical gay guy.
Guy 1: *kisses person next to him*
Guy 2: Man, you are such a Scuffed Steve Jobs!
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a steve alexander jackson is a term used when you follow through on a fart severely. one step up from a shart.
yesterday morning on the bus i steve alexander jacksoned my pants it was nasty the entire bus got evacuated.
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Is said when one is upset or disturbed deeply..
Shaun: Dave..your girlfriend is HOT!
Dave: FUCK OFF STEVE
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