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Toiley T. Paper is a toilet paper puppet that announces the "Poop Word of the Day"
Toiley T. Paper: Here's your Poop Word of the Day! Instead of saying you're going to take a poop, say you're-making chocolate pudding! Don't eat it, though.
A scientific publication of mediocre quality published in a respectable scientific journal exclusively thanks to connections of the senior author. The connections are frequently a result of doing a PhD in a respectable lab at a respectable university under a supervision of a professor with a respectable reputation. The 'tenure track paper' doesn't really explain anything of scientific merit and usually has only one objective - to fill out one spot in a necessary publications quota of the senior author to secure the permanent Associate Professor position within the university, aka the tenure.
A: "What do you think of the paper of Long which just came out recently?"
B: "I'm wondering why he is getting paid to do this "research". Classic 'tenure track paper'...
type of hipster that prefers paper over plastic
Paper Towel Hipster: Dude! Don't drink that cocktail with a plastic straw! Think of the turtles...
Hipster: Oh. Yeah. I almost forgot. Thanks!
Something friends do at parties when drunk off your face or when really bored off your face.
Get a plunger and put it in between your legs. Get toilet paper and put it inbetween your legs.
Try to get the stick of the plunger in the whole of the toilet paper, Like your humping somebody.
Emma : Let's play Plunge My Paper!
Heather : Bahaha! For sureee!
Chelsea : I'm not lesbian man!
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Another way to say toilet paper
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Just when you think you're done wiping your ass... you go in for one last swipe just to be certain... only to find the side of the toilet paper covered in shit, forcing you to restart the process on a much larger scale.
Dude: We had way too many beers and hot wings last night!
ME: No doubt, I had side paper poo for days. I finally just gave up and got in the shower.
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The act of turning your homework/workbooks/assignments into paper hats that you can in turn wear, in order to irritate your teacher/boss.
Person - "Man, I was up to my neck in paperwork, so I dropped it all and started making paper hats."
Student: Man, Mr. Johnson is so weak, he gives us an essay during the summer! so spent my days making paper hats."
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