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The second biggest political party in the UK. Has a right wing stance (think more moderate republicans). The party is slowly in a spiral of decline after an 18 year stint in power under the reigns of Maggie Thatcher and John Major.
The party has a reputation for being made up of solely boring middle aged men from priveledged backgrounds. This is statistically pretty true. The Conservatives are heavily supported by the tabloid that likes to think it is a serious newspaper: the Daily Mail which is mostly read by grey haired women that spend most of their time tending their middle class rosebeds and discussing the decadence of young people these days.
Above everything else the Conservatives believe that society is in decline and hark back to a nonexistant era when nuclear famalies and "respect for elders" existed.
Conservative Daily Mail reader A:Thank goodness for the Conservative Party! Those immigrants get on my euphemised body parts! When I was a girl we worked 25 hours a day and were beaten about the head with a brick if we were good! Now these immigrants have the audacity to take all the jobs people like me think they are too good for!
Conservative Daily Mail Reader B:It disgusts me that these people can come here without being a white prejudiced houswife just like me!
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1)A college marching band party, usually held the night before a football game, where members drink lots of keg beer (or a special mixed drink concocted by some section of the band), sing sailor songs, participate in drinking games and have sex/ orgies.
2) A party during college basketball march madness where one school's pep band invites another school's pep band/ mascot/ cheeleaders over to a house or hotel room in an effort to get them wasted and sleep with them.
"Last night he got wasted and slept with that slutty flagline girl at the band party."
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when you go to a nightclub or party but you're still pumped up afterward
Amy: That party was fun. I think I'll go to bed soon.
Jeanne: Are you kidding? I'm still freaking party high!
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JO is used as the abbreviation for "Jack Off" (masturbate). A JO party is essentially another name for a "circle jerk", a group of men communally masturbate.
Well the machine is busted again, looks like we can't work, let's just have a Jo party.
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A party thrown in the wild, loud style of the music video "Cornelius" by the Bloody Beetroots.
The term may be used in crowded situations, as the phrase seems to be an oxymoron to many and therefore unappealing.
Man 1: You hitting up that cornelius party tonight bro
Man 2: Hell yeah I'm stoked
Untrendy uninvited onlooker: Cornelius party, must be some dungeons and dragons orgy... weirdos...
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when girls come together and try to sync up their vaginas so they can all have their periods on the same day
Guy A: yo u heard wats going on at becky's tonight?
Guy B: yea i heard its an all girl's thing
Guy A: we should totally crash that fuckin sync party
Guy B: no doubt
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The inevitable accumulation of urine in, on, and around a toilet following a social gathering. Typically found dried the next day, requiring substantial effort to remove.
Also widely distributed around men's restrooms in clubs.
The day after Travis' birthday party, his downstairs bathroom was rendered unusable by the presence of party piss.
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