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When you stick a heroin spoon and stick it up your butt before taking in the ass by a lubed up person. The heroin gets absorbed by your rectum and colon.
I got greasey spooned last night, I do not know how it got me high.
When you hit the shaft too hard and your dick falls off.
Michael Albright was squeaking the bedsprings with himself ,but unintentionally he ended up dropping the spoon.
Someone who uses social media to ask inane questions that can easily be answered using a search engine or well-known authoritative sources. Effectively asking strangers on the Internet to spoon feed them information they could have easily obtained on their own.
Spoon Feeder: Hey Facebook group, does anyone know what day we switch to daylight savings time?
Group Member: Hey Spoon Feeder, let me Google that for you.
When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.
Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.
"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".
To have sex using a Condom that has been reused to the point it becomes mouldy
Reusing that old condom would just be mould spooning at this point.
A glowing spoon to eat ass with. Gl- (glow) ass spoon.
guy 1 : "Did you eat the booty like groceries?"
guy 2 : "You know it, I even brought my glass spoon"