A black person who does crack.
Look at that spoon Koon over there.
When you stick a spoon up you’re ass or vagina and leave it there for some sort of sexual desire
Person one: have you tried spooning
Person two: yea it was terrible that spoon really hurt
Person one: what the fuck that’s spooning 2.0
A large, omnivorous gastropod, typically indigenous to sector 7-G of the local nuclear power plant
"Homer Simpson sir, one of the fork and spoon operators from Sector 7-G"
"Well, he certainly has loose waggle!"
holding a spoon means that you want to eat someone. since youre holding a spoon it means youre eagerly waiting to eat someone using youre spoon.
woman: man i’m starving
man holding a spoon: *looking at the woman* me too..
woman: wtf?
Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face
I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon
The act of getting jealous of not making tips because you don't have a penis.
Kyla was so spoon jealous when she didn't make enough tips at the bar.
When you finger a girl with your 4 fingers and she squirts and it drips in between your fingers as you take your hand out.
I was with Valarie last night and I gave her the slotted spoon. She didn’t know what hit her.