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A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.
Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.
When someone who knows there history and also smokes a lot of weed and has a square head.
Your dad looks like stone wall jackson.
1. {adjective} - Reffering to being a bad ass mother fucker.
2. {proper noun} - Only the craziest UFC Fighter/savage monster on earth.
syn. savage, robot, crazy, beast
Yo dude, you went Mocha Joe Jackson on his ass.
-Hey your dog used to be brown right?
-Yeah but now his fur is white, he's pulling a michael jackson
a pedophile who likes young children, like, YOUNG children.
...Oh yeah he like, dances and stuff.
Me: Oh god this guy in the news paper is a right old Michael Jackson!
Friend: What does that mean?
Me: It means he's a pedo.
...And he dances.
adjective meaning to have extremely rubbish greasy hair
OMG fred your hair is so jackson
A really goofy looking guy he is very innocent and had done nothing wrong but since he is a nigga people think he's gonna shoot up the school.
"Nah bro act like Jamal Jackson the 3rd we can't just trust him for nothing that's crazy."